January 15, 2011

Don't read this if you're easily offended!

Since so many of you kindly wrote to me the other day with nice things to put a smile on my face, I decided that I would return the favor with something that would put a smile on YOUR faces, but KY style ;) 

And for those of you who are wondering what exactly I was Googling for to find this, I was actually looking for different raw recipes at the beginning of the month when I completed my body cleanse and I stumbled onto the website - ya dirty birds!


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Wee Weenie Carrot
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You say potato, I say...
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Enough to make the other fruit blush
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Strawberry DooDah
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Red Hot Chili Peckers
Interestingly enough, I actually learned something new by looking at that soft-veggie-porn article. There is a European-wide ban over here on misshapen fruits and veggies over concern that they would go to waste. Ohhhh so that is why I don't see any Potato Penis' over here in the REWE

Have you ever seen a smutty strawberry or a titillating tomato in the grocery aisle? And more importantly, would you let it go to waste?  Because I know for sure that the little suckers would be coming home with me!

Hey - Get ya minds outtah the guttah again!! (insert Boston accent)
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16 comments

  1. I love the little red hot chili peckers...I would totally be taking pics with them and then, I would definitely eat them.

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  2. this is hilarious! i would buy these just because they look dirty! i may have to repost! =)

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  3. So funny! Thanks for sharing with us like-minded individuals!

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  4. This really did make me laugh out loud! Anytime I see "dirty" fruit/veggies in the store, I have to take them home with me. I just get a kick out of it!

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  5. You get to see a lot more of these when you grow your own garden. We specialize in butt crack tomatoes. Yummy!

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  6. You dirty little hockey wife. This is just too funny, some of those are hilarious!

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  7. hahaha :) those fruits and veggies are hilarious. I would DEF take it home with me if i found one. There's seriously a ban in Europe?? lol

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  8. That's pretty funny. I definitely had to post this on FB.

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  9. Bahahahhaha...this is hysterical. I can't believe their are actualy fruit and vegetables that look like that.

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  10. I am glad I have some sick/funny minded friends!

    Maggie - go for it, share the naughty!

    Joey - AMAZING! I plan on growing a veggie garden this spring, I hope I can specialize in the butt crack toms :)

    Laura - YES! http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/uk_news/politics/8587496.stm

    The 26 types of produce which had the ban removed in 2008 were: apricots, artichokes, asparagus, aubergines, avocadoes, beans, Brussels sprouts, carrots, cauliflowers, cherries, courgettes, cucumbers, cultivated mushrooms, garlic, hazelnuts in shell, headed cabbage, leeks, melons, onions, peas, plums, ribbed celery, spinach, walnuts in shell, water melons and witloof/chicory.
    But the rules remain unchanged for 10 types of produce, accounting for three-quarters of EU fruit and vegetable trade.
    They were: apples, citrus fruit, kiwi fruit, lettuces, peaches and nectarines, pears, strawberries, sweet peppers, table grapes and tomatoes.

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  11. Bwahaha!! That's hilarious!!! :) Especially those chili peckers!!!

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  12. Naughty veggies!

    That's wicked funny! (said in my best Keith Yandle/Boston-ite impersonation voice)

    :D

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