April 8, 2013

This Blog Post Is Brought To You By My Funny Bone and Friends


By the time this post publishes we should be right about ...
Dusseldorf --> Frankfurt --> Boston

While I hope that we remain high and dry today (Brutus can't swim, you know),
I didn't want to leave YOU high and dry, so I have my fabulous friend Misty here guest posting.

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Hello! I'm Misty from Handbags & Handguns. I often blog about family, friends, celebrities, fashion, and my love of vampires. Today, I'm happy to be guest posting for Kym.

I'm here to tell you about some of life's greatest lessons. Many of life's lessons can be learned from watching an episode or two twenty of Friends. I honestly don't know where I'd be without the wisdom of Monica, Rachel, Phoebe, Ross, Chandler, and Joey. 

Here are a few of the lessons I've learned while watching the best show ever.

#1
Don't ask a guy out unless you're sure he likes you.


Joey: Alright Rach, the big question is, does he like you?
Right, because if he doesn't like you, this is all a moo point.
Rachel: A moo point?
Joey: Yeah, it's like a cow's opinion. It just doesn't matter. It's moo.




#2
There are seven basic erogenous zones on a woman's body.


Monica: Now everybody knows the basic erogenous zones. You got 1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, and 7.
Chandler: There are seven?
Monica: The important thing is to take your time. You want to hit them all, and you want to mix them up. You gotta keep them on their toes.
Rachel: Ooh, toes!




#3
When getting a Mystic Tan, it's imperative you follow directions.
If you don't, you'll end up AN EIGHT!


Chandler: Hold on. There's something different about you.
Ross: I went to that tanning place your wife suggested.
Chandler: Was that place... the Sun?!




#4
If you can't get your baby to laugh, rap Sir Mix-a-Lot's Baby Got Back to them.
It works like a charm. Babies love big asses.


Rachel: What did you do to make her laugh?
Ross: I, um.. Well, I sang.. Actually, I rapped Baby Got Back.
Rachel: You what?!
You sang, to our baby daughter, a song about a guy who likes to have sex with women with big giant asses?




#5
When your best girlfriend is having a bad day, you grab some beer, pop some popcorn
and sit around in wedding dresses.


Rachel: You know, I gotta tell ya. This really does put me in a better mood.
Monica: I wish there was a job where I could wear this all the time.
Maybe someday there will be...




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6 comments

  1. Have a safe trip home, sweetie! xxx

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  2. How funny! I just read your blog then come here and you are here too! :) love how much we both love Friends!

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  3. Omg I totally forgot about the tanning incident that Ross had!

    xx Denysia Yu
    http://thatlaitgirl.blogspot.com

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  4. YAY!!! Home time Foxes x
    Can't wait to follow your new American journey!!

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  5. Thanks for letting me guest post. :)

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  6. Love this post, totally made me laugh out loud! Thank you for that :)

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